Divine Union: A Balance


Men as well as women have been on both sides of the oppressed and the oppressor throughout the history of mankind. The imbalance of logic keeps a cyclic battle going of “this one needs to be re-awakened, and this one needs to sit back”.

Within the past few days I have had numerous discussions and the same thing seems to be on everyone’s mind. The entire one sided debate of exclusivity is dissolving. When I see “The Future is Female” I have to respectively disagree.  I do see it as being FeMale: a divine union and companionship of both the sacred masculine and the divine feminine. The Female does not need to take the reins and lead the pack but gracefully arrive with her hands warm with love to assist in the transition. The imbalance can not be healed if one side must “take over”.

The Divine Masculine is not a distant, detached, jealous and vengeful male deity. The Divine Masculine (along with the Divine Feminine) acts as a shining mirror of the Self, revealing aspects that need compassionate attention and support to become one’s highest potential.

As multifaceted, conscious-embodied beings, we each have a complex psychological and emotional constitution that produces our inner health and outer reality. When one becomes imbalanced it manifests in our bodies and in our life.

Continue reading “Divine Union: A Balance”


Treat Yourself to a Cannabis Spa Experience At Home

This article originally appeared on MassRoots

More women are using cannabis to enhance their beauty routine with night creams and bath bombs loaded with THC or CBD. Since you can’t legally toke up in a spa yet, I wanted to do a little in home experiment combining cannabis and crystals to make my own Stoned Spa experience.

Not many people dispute the medicinal properties of cannabis, but Crystal Healing still has some convincing to do on a national level. Crystals have a high rate of vibration so they are utilized widely in modern technology. There are liquid crystal diodes in calculators and the very phone you may be reading this on. They also are used in credit cards, fiber-optic phone lines, and laser technology. Crystals literally power our lives. If we could see the energy fields that make up each and everything, including us, we would all be carrying around crystals to protect and amplify our energy fields. Crystals have their own energy fields and the Crystal Kingdom began on earth before the plant kingdom, so they have a deeper healing property than we have yet to fully discover. Plus who doesn’t love feeling a little witchy?

Using cannabis topicals on your skin can deliver many anti aging benefits by combating wrinkles, fine lines, and dark spots. Cannabinoids, like CBD, are also known to have amazing anti inflammatory properties. Now you can bring your own spa into your bathroom by making a simple trip to the dispensary and your local metaphysical store. To get the full spa experience you will of course need candles and some crystals. To take it to the next level, I like to use a Malachite Bath Soak which charges the water with the healing properties of the crystals. Malachite is an extremely powerful metaphysical stone and is used for deep energy clearing. So if you have had, “one of those days” you are going to make this your new night-time ritual.

Dank Essence bath bombs. (Dank Essence photo)

Stoned Spa Experience supplies

  1. DIY Face Mask
  2. CBD Bath Bomb
  3. CBD Salve
  4. Joint or Bowl of your favorite strain

For the Face Mask:

  • 2 tsp. Activated Charcoal
  • 2 tsp. Tamanu Oil
  • 2 Tablespoons Aloe Vera Gel from Plant or Organic from Store
  • 1 Tablespoon of finely ground cannabis flowers

For the Bath:

  • Dry Body Brush
  • Malachite Bath Soak
  • Heavenly Hash Bath By Mary Jane’s Medicinals
  • Bath Bomb of your choice (I love the CBD Lavender ones from Dank Essence)
  • A nicely rolled Joint, Blunt, Bowl

Time to relax

Mix the face mask ingredients into small bowl and stir until desired consistency is reached. Paint onto face avoiding eyes and hairline, letting mask dry while in the bath. Starting the bath water, add in the Malachite and Hash Bath satchel while the water is still running. While waiting for the bath to fill gently take the body brush and start gently dry brushing your skin.

Dry Brushing helps shed dead skin cells and encourages new cell renewal, leaving your skin more radiant as soon as you start brushing.

The Malachite will turn the water a mermaid green color. Step in and slowly start to dunk the bath bomb. I usually let it sit in my hand and float it around creating a circle. Then sit back and relax!

For an added healing element you can use a variety of mantras to dissolve blocks and let go of any unwanted tension. Being in a malachite bath is a PERFECT time to meditate and light up your joint! By now you are prob in a very relaxed state. If you are like me and enjoy mid afternoon baths, I would grab a sativa or sativa-dominant hybrid strain like Strawberry Cough, Durban Poison, Ghost Train Haze or Lambs Bread. Otherwise those night baths are a perfect pairing with an indica strain like Grand Daddy Purple, Violator Kush, G-13 or Bubba Kush. Once you are done with your smoke, gently lower your head into the bath soaking your hair and rubbing the charcoal and cannabis mask off. Keep a warm wash cloth next to you and gently wipe away any remaining pieces of the mask.

To complete your experience, pamper your body with almond oil or a CBD topical salve to give your skin that last little bit of glow. Store your extra mask, if any, in your fridge and use within 3 days.

Healthy Honeys Photo







Arranging crystals into a geometric formation activates the subtle and powerful energies which create a vortex of intention based healing. Begin by writing your intention down on a sheet of paper or pulling a tarot card for the theme of your grid.
What is your intention? What needs to be healed or released?
Select Crystals:
There is no specific perfect pattern you have to have, if you don’t own 45 crystal quartz points, do not worry. Grab the crystals that you feel called to use. Start by creating a center point such a selenite heart or geometric shaped crystal. This is the essence of your grid. You can also use a candle or goddess statue if you prefer. This is YOUR grid…make it your own.
Begin The Ritual:
Honoring each direction lay your crystals out in North. South, East, and West. I also like to represent the four elements as well. Before placing each crystal down, hold the crystal near your heart and say hello to its spirit (just as you would greet your beloved animal companion) and say thank you for the assistance. They will hold this in their consciousness as they want to connect with us.

The Flower of Life is a perfect map for your grid.

Grids are symmetric for even energy distribution. When you create intuitively and
acknowledge your stones, you create a a reflection of your intentions.
You are activating the ancient crystal healer in you whom worked with these spirits long before this incarnation.
Take a pendulum, wand, Quartz point, or simply your finger if you wish, and begin and touch the center piece and from there touch the north crystal and touch back to the center, to the east crystal and back to the center and so on. You are creating a line of energy connecting to each crystal aligning and deepening your intention.Visualize this energy rising as a golden light above your grid. Circle round to the north point and stop in the center.
Once complete visualize your intention in whatever ritual you are about to perform. Even if it a simple meditation, set up a crystal grid to enhance the energy around your space.
Keep the grid up for as long as you like. If children or animals mess it up, the grid is no longer needed and you can put it away. Trust the consciousness in the crystals is also a part of the same consciousness within you. Be open to receiving whatever assistance they may or may not have to offer.

Pool Side Moon Lit Reiki Sessions

For the Next 10 days I am offering an exclusive series of healing sessions for local Denver-ites.

Pool Side Reiki Sessions under the Moon Phase 

On Earth, the moon controls the tides. If the moon can life trillions of tons of water from the ocean, do you suppose that it could have an effect on the pounds of water that make up a large percentage of your body? The Farmers Almanac publishes detailed accounts of the moon’s cycle because of their effects on the growth of crops. The feminine aspects of humans is the intuitive, emotional, creative, receiving, empathic, and loving nature. Native American philosophy stressed the importance of the duality of human nature and the growth toward balance as a way of raising one’s spiritual nature.

There is negative-positive, man-woman, day-night, good-bad, and love-hate. It is desirable to achieve both emotional (feminine) and mental (masculine) qualities.  One needs both right brain and left brain functioning. The special dominance of each need waxes and wanes to coincide with cyclic events in life.

In mythology , the waxing moon represents new life, beginnings, youth, innocence, creation, growth experimentation, and the prepubescent female. The full moon  represents sex, fertility, power, fruition, harvest, maturity, completion, and women. The waning moon  signifies endings, death, disintegration, wisdom, evolution, transformation, destruction, wisdom, and the crone.


No Native American tribe identified the moon as masculine although several viewed the sun as feminine. The impact of the aspects of our feminine nature, such as our right brains, is important for men as well as women. Just as the full moon ceremonies have healing qualities for the female organs, they are equally soothing and balancing to male bodies as well. They are especially beneficial for those persons who wish to increase their sensitivity.

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The most powerful rituals are those accompanied by joy and celebration. Two ingredients must be present: emotion and action. The action may be physical or mental. If you are serious about your path, you will need to find your power song. Native Americans depended to a great extent on song and prayer for their power. It was believed the songs were given to them by spirit.

The importance of ritual in obtaining power is overlooked in our society. Ritual quiets the mind, making it accessible for spiritual acts, and a quiet mind blocks out negativity and wasted energy. Spiritual songs and prayers give power to the person performing them. To be granted the power, you must request it from your spiritual helpers and ask that it be used for the betterment of all. To use your power for anything but the highest aims will result in problems for you.


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Before changes are made, first one must identify the theme or scripts one thinks about during his or her day.

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The secret indigenous formula for healing yourself:

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Starting now, you can change the events that occur in your life. By dwelling on several important ideals or emotions, you can begin to attract these qualities to you.

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Analyze the qualities you most need or wish to cultivate. Substituting Positive for Negative.

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The more control you have of your thoughts, the more effective you will be in manifesting what you want from life.

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A medicine bag remains with a person throughout his or her lifetime. Even today, many Native American tribe have community power bundles carefully guarded by select persons. These bundles are opened only at special times and the contents are considered sacred and untouchable.

We will develop your power bundle and bury it into the Earth or hang from a tree. You present this bundle as a request for certain favors and for powers to be received.  For increased energy, bundles are presented or buried during celestial times, such as the new moon, full moon, the shortest day of the year, the longest day of the year, the summer solstice or winter, or the fall or spring equinox, and the solar and lunar eclipses.

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Each medicine man or woman possessed a medicine bag made from animal skin that contain power objects for healing. The contents of each bag varied in size and number, but most contained bird or animal bones, tails, feathers, or claws and an assortment of herbs or roots, smudges, paints, rocks, or other symbolic articles to represent a deity, such as the sun.

The contemporary medicine person does not need to kill for food and would never capture an animal or bird for his or her medicine. Personal power objects are opportunities for feathers, and even dead birds will appear. Dead birds and wild animals appear in a synchronistic fashion to a person, much as the live ones do.

Most medicine bags today are used by an owner to increase his or her own spirituality and sacred power. Medicine used for manipulation of others will inevitably come back on the user. It is permissible to increase your own power for the good of all.





Can High Amounts of THC Help With A UTI?


If you are a goddess reading this, you know all to well the uncomfortable sensation that comes from having a urinary tract infection. Most women have had at least one of these experiences in their life which usually leaves you running to the local Walgreens to grab some cranberry juice tablets and a shit ton of water.  Luckily, today there are some great products that contain high amounts of THC, which have been found to relieve the pain and frequent urge to go.

How Do You Even Get A UTI?

A UTI can be caused by a variety of bacteria. Your pussy encounters so much bacteria! Thank Goddess we are equipped with a self cleansing portal, but sometimes she needs a little help. These bacteria adhere to the lining of the bladder and the mucosal wall of the urinary tract causing lots of uncomfortable urges.

Antibacterial soaps, sprays, creams, and even some lubricants all alter the PH of the urinary tract, which allows for the bacteria to have an environment to colonize. Ingesting foods that contain a large amount of pesticides can also alter the tissue PH and structure.

Antibiotic use depletes the friendly bacteria normally present in the genitourinary tract and allows an overgrowth of candida albicans. The overgrowth of candida can alter the pH of the urinary tract and contribute to recurrent UTI’s. -Herbal Wisdom Institute

Stress is a great producer of the white blood cell destroyers adrenocorticotropic hormone (ACTH), glucocorticoids, and aldosterone. Whenever these white blood cells are low we are more prone to infection.

Treating A UTI With Cannabis

Our endocannabinoids are responsible for keeping our most critical biological functions in balance such as sleep, appetite, the immune system, pain and more. When the body gets out of balance and moves into a state of stress, endocannabinoids go to work to fix the problem. -Chronic Relief

THC is an anti-spasmodic, muscle relaxant, and antioxidant. In taking a certain amount of THC whenever you feel a UTI coming on can help the infection from spreading. The essential water intake needs to be non stop. Drinking as much as you can drink without feeling sick, as frequently as you can. The only way to get relief is to keep pushing out that infection by flushing the bacteria out.

It is no surprise there are many plant spirits that can be picked up at your local metaphysical store if Cannabis is not your first option. I suggest making a tea blend and drinking it three-four times a day while chasing each cup with 7 ounces of water.

Herbal Blend To Use For UTI or YONI STEAM:

  • Dandelion Root
  • Marshmellow Root
  • Uva Uri
  • HorseTail
  • Snake Root

This blend has proven time and time again to bring relief.

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Cannabis products to use while treating a UTI vary according how long the infection has been in place. I have found using edibles over smoking seemed to bring more relief faster to each woman. Some women could vaporize Cannabis and found relief but also added the second step that I recommend. Edibles or Tinctures are at the top of the list. Within 20-30 minutes and a few glasses of water, pain begins to dissipate. There are no studies showing proof that Cannabis can heal the urinary tract but a combination of high does of THC/CBD plus the herbal blend of plant medicines listed above have continually been effective for women all over the country. Some of the best edible brands I have found to be quick, discreet, and potent without having a ton of sugar are Breez Mints, Fruit Slabs, and Lulu’s.

Keep in mind that bladder infections can travel to the kidneys; this can be dangerous and requires medical attention. The information provided in this article is for educational purposes and is not meant to replace the guidance of your medical physician. Therefore, if your symptoms worsen during treatment with herbal remedies it is wise to contact your health care practitioner. -Herbal Wisdom Institute 

Have you or someone you know found relief with using Cannabis for menstrual pain,endometriosis, or UTI’s ?

Spread the word if you never thought to use Cannabis for a UTI.

Beyond The Master Class: Trusting Your Spiritual Journey In Your Own Hands


The last thing you need is someone else telling you how to be who you are. 

Throughout history people have claimed to be shamans, gurus, enlightened etc. How do we really clarify who’s right and who’s not so right? First we have to switch off the pattern of constantly seeking validation, certification, and most of all APPROVAL from other “healers” in the community.


I’m about to share with you the most powerful healing technique that has skyrocketed my life into living in Blessed Mode. 


What is Ascended?

Ascended is your own exclusively catered series of personal enlightenment. This is not a program that tells you how to find something that is buried deep within you through some rituals or “manifesting magic”.  It’s not about constantly following the Moon phases. It’s about templates, upgrades, and genetic codes.  It’s about understanding the entire frequency of your current reality. It’s about living as a true expression from Source. This is about polishing the surface!

The glass is hard to see through with there are fingerprints everywhere. How many other fingerprints do you have on you? How many programs, social media webinars, calls, or kits have you had that left you had the slightest hesitation about? Did you listen or push that first instinct to the side….

The shine is already within, you simply have to trust the sounds being carried by the winds deep inside.


How Long Does This Take?

That’s up to you! We can start with 3-7 days and then move on or lock in 3 months of catered healing sessions. If you’re a real zealot for your self-care, we can dedicate a 6 months to a full year just for you!

What’s a Catered Healing Session? 

This is an immersive look into your energetic field. With my help and reassurance,  I can translate and help you transmute subconscious patterns that can be generational tied to this reality. By reading and understanding your entire energetic bio print, we develop a series of techniques that work for you.

Sessions Include:

-Detailed and informative client intake to establish dimensional and vibrational state.

– Balancing techniques exclusively catered included but not limited to Reiki, Solfeggio Hz,  Sound Frequency Healing, Chakra Grid Education, Dietary Tools, Mantras, Kundalini, Massage, Plant Medicine, Crystalline Skin Care Products, Chromo-therapy, Dimensional Integration, Crystal Therapy and much more.

– Peace of Mind

– Accountability

Specifications | Qualification

For the past 15 years my life has been dedicated to pursuing my authenticity, my truth,   but most of all I am dedicated to helping others understand their divinity.

I have received degrees from the World Metaphysical Association and The American Society of Historic Healers.

My expertise covers and is continually expanding in the following subjects

  • Egyptian Culture (Pharaohs, Queens, and Scry)
  • The Emerald Tablets
  • Chakra and Energetic Auric Field Balance
  • Earth Medicine Teachings (Including the Earth’s Chakras Crystal and Nodal Points)
  • Astrology (with emphasis on Lunar, Ascendant, and Lovers)
  • Planetary Pulls and Medicine
  • Usui Reiki
  • Tarot
  • A Course In Miracles
  • Divination  (Crystallomancy, Palmistry, Cartomancy, Astrology, Dowsing, Numerology, Aeromancy, and Precognition)
  • Animal Speak
  • Cannabis Sommelier
  • Psychedelic Consciousness (Psilocybin, Cannabis, DMT, Mescaline, etc)
  • The Ancient Teachings Of The Mystery Schools Of Atlantis
  • The Akashic Records
  • Herbalism
  • Color Therapy
  • Plant Based Lifestyles
  • Indigenous Teachings
  • Past Life Regression
  • Past Life Recall
  • Crystal Spirit Medicine
  • Nikola Tesla Journals + Private Writings on Frequencies and Energy
  • Quantum Computing
  • Transitioning Realms (Death- Midwifery-Birth)
  • Goddess Culture
  • Sacred Sisterhood
  • Organic Skincare Product (Started my own company)
  • Metaphysical Guidance in Primary Education



Start Telling The Story Of The Life Where You Are In Charge, Not The Life You Have Been A Circumstance Of.


Continue Your Path

Stop believing you aren’t exactly where you need to be for the development of your highest consciousness.  


Acknowledgement is the first step in enhancement.


I don’t believe everything just happens for a reason. I have learned that we choose every major turning point in our lives and it is our true spiritual growth when we learn how to control our reactions in any circumstance.  The only thing we actually have control over.


There is nowhere to start except here. So this must be the place.


My name is Maggie Wilson and I am a Cannabis Sommelier,  Reiki Practitioner, Holistic Author, Entrepreneur, Singer-Songwriter,  Sacred Masculine Coach, Divine Feminine Guide, and mama of 2.


I started my spiritual path in 2010 and realized I was already exhausted from the current “shamans and healers”.  The air of “I know it all and you should come to me” was unfulfilling. I could see the “teachers” being as lost as the students.


It was literally the blind leading the blind looking for the blind man who says he can see!


I started teaching, creating meditation guides, developed an award-winning skin care line, hosted spiritual empowerment workshops in California and Colorado, then I gravitated towards something that was deeper. I was telling others WHY they want to do their work,  not HOW to do it. I’m here to reassure..

You didn’t come here to FAIL!


My goal is not to be your teacher, healer, guru, shaman, no. I’m not here to tell you how to heal yourself because I have done it. I am here to work with you, together. We are all still healing or we wouldn’t be here.


Connecting our collective consciousness with a mutual growth mentality.

We Grow – We Heal


This will never be a teacher-student relationship.  I’m not your mentor.

You are your own mentor. Believe the answers are within.

Step 1:

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Step 2:

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I believe you truly know what you need and I can tell your here because you are in control of your own vibrational being. Let’s begin by looking within.


Why Mercury Is Not The Retrograde Planet You Really Have To Worry About!

Portions of this article originally appeared on Astrology King

Mercury Retrograde is like the spoiled baby of the planets. It gets all the attention while leaving the other planets by the way side about how they are affecting the people of Earth. Meanwhile Neptune was retrograde for half the damn year and no body talked about it. Neptune must be the middle child and Uranus is the oldest!

Uranus Retrograde 2017 starts on August 3, 2017 at 28° Aries and stations direct on January 2, 2018 at 24° Aries.

Uranus retrograde 2017 is going to awaken some deeply buried fears and anxieties that modern medicine does not comprehend. The cause of any psychotic and neurotic behavior will be the activation of fixed star Vertex by Uranus stationary retrograde. This star is in fact, the Andromeda Galaxy,  on a collision course with our own galaxy the Milky Way.

Planetary aspects associated with Uranus retrograde 2017 intensify these karmic fears of cataclysm. However, memories of ancient disasters are stored in the genes of millions of people. Their collective awakening will promote the collective healing of personal mental illness.

Before I go into more detail about Uranus retrograde 2017, I will talk about what it means to have Uranus retrograde in your natal chart then the general meaning of Uranus retrograde in transit.

Uranus Retrograde Meaning

Uranus retrograde in the natal chart is common to 40% of people. As with Neptune and Pluto, it is not considered as harmful or significant as having an inner planet retrograde, like Venus retrograde, which affects only 7% of the population. However, Uranus retrograde does have a noticeable influence with the rebellious and crazy nature of the planet being enhanced.

It suggests that in a past life, you may have caused much stress and danger to yourself and loved ones because of your rebellious actions. Experimenting with radical methods and ideas may have caused a crop to fail or a loss in battle. Perhaps your selfish need to stand out and be yourself brought shame and loss to you and your family.

Retrograde motion also internalizes the disruptive nature of Uranus. In this life you may feel the shock on the inside as stress, restlessness and impulsiveness. Internal instability can lead to anxiety disorders, spasms, neurotic behavior or rapid personality changes.

Uranus retrograde by position and aspect shows the areas of life, or the personality traits and behaviors, which specifically need extra development. The optimum Uranus nature is intuitive, ingenious and original. A healthy Uranus is eccentric yet comfortable in self-expression. The aim is to be yourself while not upsetting the status quo.

Uranus retrograde in your chart could show as abruptness or egotism. Erratic behavior or unreliability that holds you back. Such traits could well have been an ongoing problem hindering success over many incarnations. Events or relationships will keep reinforcing the problem area this life, especially during Uranus retrograde phases, until you make the necessary internal changes.

Uranus retrograde in transit is a regular cycle lasting 155 days every year in which the planet moves four degrees backwards through the zodiac. This is a time of inner change in response to external changes in your life. Aspects that Uranus retrograde makes to your chart will give more detail about the type of change and the areas of life affected.

You may have anticipated a major change in your life or tried to initiate change but nothing has happened. In this case, transiting Uranus retrograde will induce the internal changes in attitude or behaviors which are necessary to make the desired change possible.

Often the changes you seek are to allow more personal freedom. Whatever the case, Uranus retrograde lets you process things internally before you manifest the external change once Uranus turns direct.

Another possibility is that you have been disruptive and rebellious, trying to force radical change. Whether your revolution was based on ignorance or the innocence of youth, Uranus retrograde will bring higher self-awareness and insights about the error of your ways. A period of less chaotic internal changes should follow.

Uranus Retrograde 2017

Uranus stations retrograde August 3, 2017 at 28°31′ Aries. Looking at the chart below you will find that Uranus makes no major aspects apart from Uranus trine North Node. The major aspect in the chart is Jupiter square Pluto and that will have influence over Uranus retrograde 2017.  I will discuss that and a minor fixed star within orb of Uranus.

Interpretations of Uranus trine North Node are fairly vague but it should make it easier to adapt to changing conditions. You may seek change in your life that turns out to be positive. Opportunities that do arise will point you in the direction that is best for you, or your souls destined path.

At the mundane level I expect Uranus retrograde trine North Node to result in a shift of the mass consciousness toward socialism and away from the extreme right. This shift may not be observable until after Uranus stations direct. There should be less protectionism in favor of free trading. I also expect a more liberal or open-minded view of immigration, refugees and other social issues like human rights and gender equality. (cough cough)




Fixed star Vertex at 28°05′ Aries is in fact the Andromeda Galaxy. It is the nearest major galaxy to the Milky Way and is approaching us at over 100 kilometers per second. It is predicted to directly collide with the Milky Way in about 4 billion years. The fate of the Earth and the Solar System from the Andromeda–Milky Way collision is presently unknown.

Fixed star Vertex rules the eyes, pineal and pituitary glands. It Mars-Moon nature can cause neurosis, psychosis or obsession, all problems deep within from the past, personal or collective. Well aspected it gives a healer of these illnesses.

Andromeda Constellation bestows purity of thought, virtue, honor, eminence and dignity, but also battles with chimerical fears and a tendency to become easily discouraged. It gives love between husband and wife and reconciles adulterers. Badly placed in mundane charts it can portend earthquakes.

Jupiter square Pluto makes you want to succeed, and succeed big-time. It could be a pet project or in your career that you feel this intense drive to reach the top. Success, power and influence are all possible but without some care there will be a price to pay. Obsessive and compulsive behavior will not only cause relationship problems at home but can also earn you powerful enemies.

Religious mania or extremism are possible outcomes if you remain single-minded and self-righteous. Instead of narrowing your field of view it is better to gain a wider and more comprehensive knowledge. Travel and mixing with people from different backgrounds will help you avoid any chance of bigotry, xenophobia or other forms of intolerance and ignorance.

A safer way to satisfy your powerful urge to experience life to the fullest is to explore the limits of some societal standards or beliefs. You can still stay within the law of most lands while enjoying some cultural taboos.

These mad behaviors are particularly relevant when associated with Uranus retrograde. This aspect could also exacerbate fears of death and destruction by cataclysm, triggered by fixed star Vertex conjunct Uranus retrograde 2017. Psychotic behavior linked to Uranus retrograde and the fixed star would also be exaggerated by Jupiter square Pluto.


On a level of 1 to hell yeah, how shook in the best way are you right now?!

Vaporslide: The Top Shelf Vape and Bong Accessory For The Holidays


I remember back in 2013 when the first Atmos pens came out, the G pen was the hottest vape pen, and dabbing wasn’t the everyday term for inhaling concentrates. When I heard of dabbing it was some dance move and some YouTube kids were doing “for the haters.”

Fast forward to 2017 and we have numerous ways of dabbing and even more forms of concentrates to inhale. One soars above the rest in my opinion and I have been using it for over 9 months!

Here are 5 reasons why I chose the Vaporslide as one of my Top Holiday Gifts!

1: Conversation Piece AF

You haven’t quite heard the reactions of someone who is blown away until you put your tiny vape pen in the bong and take a monster hit of a concentrate. I have a 2 ft bong and a mini handheld bong and with both, the Vaporslide delivers a fantastic hit. The design is simple and as soon as you show someone what else this handy little gadget can do, you can bet someone is going to be giving these out during the holiday season.


2: Discreet

This is the perfect little companion to take out for a night out! If you don’t want to carry around joints or a glass piece, I suggest snagging one of these gorgeous Rose Gold V2’s before they sell out! This is about the size of a lipstick and can easily be concealed in your hand, clutch, or mini stash bags.

3: Bong Rips

Everyone thinks this is just another vape until you pull out a bong and blow their damn minds! I had a great friend come into Denver from D.C and I showed him how it works. He was blown away and then a couple of weeks later was telling ME about the V2 coming out! I could hear the excitement of this revolutionary new Stoned Essential.


4: Easily Replace Cartridges

These cartridges are only $5 on their website!! If you make your own oil, (we do) you can get the cartridges and just refill them whenever you want. Luckily, my full cart lasts me about 2 weeks at home. During travel, I would suggest bring a couple extra cartridges to hold you over.

5: Longer Battery Life

This is something I noticed when I went to California back in March. I was able to use this the entire 3 day trip without charging it once. It was the perfect addition to the beach side stroll I took on the last day I was there. It even accompanied me to the rooftop bar overlooking Venice Beach where I was able to have a quick drink and got lifted as I watched the sun set over the Pacific.

The battery life is no joke! I tested it out a 5 day music festival in Colorado as a working vendor. The Weedmaps tent crew at Sonic Bloom was obsessed with it and the giant joints we had everywhere were the perfect backdrop.

Needless to say whether you take your bong everywhere or not, you need to have a Vaporslide. It’s the easiest most portable vape that you don’t have to worry about charging. The V2 launch is approaching quickly and you can still get your pre-orders in now.

If you looking for a holiday gift for your favorite stoned parent, friend, or co-worker look no further.