11 Workaholics Quotes To Remember: Gearing Up For The Final Episodes

 

If you have not been watching Workaholics You are seriously missing out on some legit stoned humor! I know a few people who don’t like it but they don’t smoke weed either..any correlation? I think so. So I compiled some of the best lines before we have to say Goodbye.

11 Quotes To Never Forget

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WORKAHOLICS is scheduled to be back with a 10 episode run in 2017, which is confirmed to be the last!

How about a Stoned Housewife Premier Party!? Dinner, Dabs, & Drinks!

Who’s Interested!

If interested in hosting send an email over to thestonedhousewife@gmail.com #stonedmomlife

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How To: Gourmet Medicated Candy Bars

Microdosing and Making Your Own Candy Bars

This is such a fun activity to do. With less than 5 ingredients you can make your own bad ass edibles.

First, you need to choose some molds. Amazon has some amazing molds like dragons, fairies, even some Star Wars stuff.

 

Next, making your own cannabis coconut oil is THE ideal way to consume edibles in my opinion. If you know what to do, it is perfect for someone who doesn’t go to the dispensary very much. At any dispo the price of one 100mg candy bar is an average of $13-20. for a candy bar! Twix are damn 2 for a $1 at the gas station! They are delicious though! Indulge all you wish. I love trying all the amazing gourmet edibles. If your a little frugal and want to spend that same amount but have full bars for days. Check out the recipe below

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Using Robyn Griggs Lawrence cannabis kitchen cook book which you can buy here and is also on our gift list, you can make your own cannabis coconut oil. If you want to make something you can eat the entire bar without the worry of saying, “I think I ate to much”. If you place 1-2 teaspoon in an entire recipe you will have an amazing high from small amount of cannabis.

I micro dose dinner all the time for my husband and I. I use such a small amount it’s perfect for when the kids are off to bed and we can lounge together on the couch.

So here is an easy recipe for making your own cannabis infused candy bars!
Ingredients
2 bags Candiquick Molding Chocolate (dark or milk)

Some sliced almonds, coconut flakes, pecans, marshmallows, any toppings you want

1 large glass bowl to place down in quart pan

1 double boiler

Place water 1/2 of the way full in a large quart pot and begin to boil the water. Turn heat down to medium and put bowl on top with morsels. Stir constantly until melted.

CAREFULLY pour chocolate into molds and place pecans, coconut flakes, and other toppings as you wish.

Store in freezer for 10 minutes or until chocolate easily comes out of mold.

Enjoy

Music Suggestions
Purple Magic- The Wizards

Shit Every Stoned Housewife Needs & How To Thrift It!

“One man’s rubbish may be another’s treasure'”- Popular Tales of the West Highlands

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Most of the time I am to busy cooking, working, and cleaning up after a screaming toddler to go to a nice store and spend a pretty penny on some home wares. Usually I can gather what I need from being open minded over positive manifestor, but sometimes a little trip to pop some tags always turns up a #thriftwin.

Here are a few sure fire ways to find deals if your looking to gather some amazing thrifted goods.

  1. Check out Estate Sales and Antique Stores for Furniture, Dishes, Curtains, etc
  2. Friday and Saturday are the BEST for good deals if your hitting up garage/yard sales. Great for Kids toys, mystery finds,  clothes, small tables, lamps, etc
  3. Check Free Stuff On Your Local Craigslist. I have gotten Printers, Landscaping materials, firewood, tables, plus odd and ends.
  4. When you travel, set time out to thrift with your friends. Try out the local thrift stores BEFORE going to Goodwill, they tend to be a bit more pricey in the thrift market. Not only is it a great bonding experience somebody always finds the dopest shit. We all have that story.
  5. Check Ross! Then TJ Maxx, Marshalls, and Home Goods.Ross is going to have SOME things for reasonable prices, like kitchen utensils, dishes, kids shoes, and holiday wears. I say, “I got this at Ross.” at least once a day.

Where do you thrift?

 

High Class Gift Guide

 

To Check out the inspiritation for this guide see Oprah’s Favorite Things list click here

 

Stoned Holiday Gift Guide

 

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Links To Products

Body 

Ritual Radiance

Madison Medicinals

Mahalo Skincare

Farsali Face Elixirs

Lush Masks

Curls Vitamin

Mind 

Stonedware Co.

Dabado Vaporizor

Crystal Pipes

Smell Proof Bag

Rolling Tray

Spirit

Mala

Accupressure Mat

Remo Drum

Float Tank: Check Out Groupon and Read about My Pregnancy Floating Soon

Crystals: Support your local metaphysical shop! Google Search

Oracle Cards: Go to your local Barnes & Nobles or Books a Million and check out the selection of oracle cards they have. You can also find many specialty varieties at the metaphysical shops  as well.

Home

Welcome Sign SLD

Cannabis Kitchen Cookbook

Aromatherapy Gift Set

Oracle Cards

Reusable Bags

Cutting Board

Bluetooth Speaker

Wife

Foria

Lady G Annabis 

Bong 

Kush Kard

Dank Dabber

Husband

Beard Balm

Stashlogix

Dab Mat

Vintage Poster

Incognito Joint Case

Kids 

Wishing Ball

Telescope

Construction Plate

Taco Booties

Storage Mat

Scratch Map

Bath Fun

SOUL WORK MEDITATION

Release and Celebrate Dual Guided Meditation Ritual

Crystal Grid Formation (Learn how to make one here)

IT IS VITAL YOU SET YOUR INTENTION-DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP

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You will need:

  • Fresh Herbal Blend For Stimulation (Roses, Lavender, Chamomile. use what calls to you)
  • Sage
  • Four Directions placement (as in grid placement)
  • Candles (white, red, or orange)

Conscious Consumption

  • Cannabis
  • Offering Smoke as Ritual- the ancient intention of the smoke lifting your prayers to great spirit

 

“Some ancient aspect of gathering around the fire entrances us and guides us. The fire is our reflection. Look within.”

 

  • RITUAL: Set Intention “I intend to be an open channel and sit in the seat of my cosmic heart. I am clear of expectation and my ego has stepped aside.”

 

RELEASE MEDITATION

 

  • 108 Mala Mantra “I Let You Go!” ( Releasing each person/scenario/encounter from the last time you became angry forgiving and releasing those who you have felt hurt by and may have hurt as well)

 

CELEBRATE MEDITATION

Fire Meditation: Notice the Aura of the flame as you speak this meditation aloud

 

  • 108 Mala Mantra “I Love You’s!” What you welcome to light you up, starting with your family say I love you to 108 people, especially ones you have previously released.